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  • January 23, 2012 9:35 pm

    Get Skinny! January Gymers

    If you ever care to see me on the verge of a temper tantrum, catch me immediately after one of the following:

    • A shower that inexplicably turned icy cold half-way through and I still had 3/4 of my legs to shave and conditioner all up in my hurr
    • Being trapped in a really hot, sweaty, crowded space for any period of time (i.e. subways in July, Six Flags)

    Today I found myself in the latter situation, and boy was I cross.

    I know that a bunch of people all over the world made a bunch of “resolutions” to try not to be so fat in 2k12 (myself included), but I didn’t think that each and every one of them would decide to fulfill this resolution in my gym!

    Honestly, I think over half of the Manhattan population was there today—all panting, sweating, and dreaming of less-fat versions of themselves in disgustingly close proximity. And while the elliptical area was definitely hot and gross, it was in the locker room where I really lost it.

    There were so many sweaty, naked women throwing shoes and bras everywhere, I practically had to cut someone to get to my locker. And by the time I got my stuff I was so hot and fittified, I knocked down about three of them trying to get the hell out of there. 

    Then I was so busy pouting and stewing on the subway ride home, that I was completely oblivious to the fact that my eyeliner had made its way down to my chin and most of my hair was in a hot, matted mess on the side of my face.

    Hopefully, the rest of the January gymers will forget that they don’t want to be fat in 2k12 and leave me to me to sweat in peace.

    Or maybe I’ll find something more fun to do than work out, like watch Mob Wives.

    Also, fun fact: when you Google “sweaty” or “sweat” there are an alarming number of images of Christina Aguilera.

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